This Cannot Just Be Me!....

This cannot just be me! I hate people eating! Not just the sound mind-you, every aspect of being in the presence of a person eating. Let's start with chewing, slurping, squelching, sucking; the sticky sound of the tongue in their mouth as they gorge themselves on whatever, lips smacking and the echoing wet sound of a gulp. That doesn't even begin to hit on my problem with listening to people eat though. Is it entirly necissary to make sounds usually reserved for the bedroom in a public place while eating chocolate ladies?? NO IT IS NOT! For god sake have some self-respect... do you really think licking the cream off the top of that hot chocolate is going to get you positive attention? not when you get it on your nose and don't realise for ten minutes! (and im not going to tell you... the humiliation might give you some humility) The mmmm's the ahhhs' the oh god's... honestly I can barely stand to listen to people enjoying food! Why should I have to? Should I have to be dragged into your inane ritual of the consumption of something NECISSARY as if it is something sent from the heavens?! NO I DO NOT. So I reserve the right not to sit with a person eating unless I am eating myself... that way I am distracted from what seems to be EVERY OTHER PERSON eating like there is someone under the table giving them special treatment... Jesus... leave it at home people!!